Breaking Up With A Vengeance With These Crazy Notes You Wished You Hadn’t Read

Breakups… we have all been there. The tears, the screaming, the regrets. Well, we can only hope that after all the drama, the involved individuals can work things out and at least go back to being friends. That is rarely the case, however, as people generally break up because of shocking circumstances. This kind of heartache often leads people to crazy acts of revenge, which is what we will be covering in this insane list! The Icing On The Cake Talk about bitter-sweet! This cake is one scrumptious way of letting someone know that things are over. The contrast of the deliciousness of the cake and the blindsiding nature of the message is hilariously bitter-sweet. We are huge fans of lemon meringues, and this example looks fantastically yummy. What we do not appreciate, however, is being delivered heartbreaking news in the form of a delicacy! This person will never be able to eat cake again. Maybe opt for a less scrumptious form of communication next time. I Am Breakup Men Not every person can be bothered to come up with an original and heartfelt breakup message. Some people will borrow from various romance films and the like to construct an appropriate dumping tale. This person, however, decided that a Batman film’s dialogue was an appropriate sendoff. This is a fantastic way to seem like you never felt a shred of affection or respect for your partner… ouch! Batman is an excellent inspiration when it comes to doing the right thing and never giving up in the face of overwhelming odds. When it comes to sensitive relationship matters, you might want to take the cape off. Spelling It Out This person was under the impression that they had received a standard “ily,” which generally stands for “I love you.” This is why you should never trust text language, or at least never ask for someone to expand on it. You might not be on the same page. This case is another example of being struck out of the blue. While this might seem like overkill, you will never know just what the dumper has been through. Events which no amount of smiling emojis could rectify! Attention Grabbing There are subtle ways of breaking up with someone, and then there is paying a huge amount of cash for a massive and public billboard. You do not have to pay for it out of your own pocket, however, just how “Emily” didn’t. We have seen some sensational public breakups, but this is on another level, namely the top floor. Be careful how you treat your partners, they might just name and shame you at the amusement of millions of people, and that’s before it reaches the internet! Going Into Business Some people mean business when they break up with someone, while others own them. This shop owner was so infuriated by their partner’s behavior that it seemed to change their shop sign was the only way forward. Paul will definitely not be attending the next Jazz Club hosted at this venue, nor will he be seen in this neighborhood in general for some time to come. We just hope that a huge custody battle did not erupt over the dog. Hidden Message Writing love notes to your partner is one of the most heartwarming things to do in a relationship. You can put all those warm and fuzzy feelings into a meaningful form, while effectively hiding a biting conclusion! Breaking up with a vengeance is all about disguising your intent until the very last minute for the most explosive sneak attack. Poor Erin, and here she thought this was just another inspiring example of her partner’s offbeat affection. Via Text That escalated quickly! We have spoken about hitting someone when they least expect it, but this breakup really did come out of nowhere. Well, at least the victim here was informed of the situation, even if their ex just casually hit them with the truth. We wonder if “Will” would have ever broken up with his girlfriend if she hadn’t confronted him? Either way, Will proved himself to be a complete savage when it comes to ending things. He was probably barraged with desperate phone calls after that careless text.